When walking down the hallway at school:
Me: Get the fuck out of my way
Me: Couples..
Me: I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
Me: Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
Me: What are you looking at? Do not make eye contact with me
Me: This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
Me: Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you